Pumba

Name: Pumba
Brand: The Loaded Teashop
SKU: PuPnSAMP
Price: 4.00 USD
Availability: OutOfStock
Rating: 4.92 (608 reviews)

Tastes like:

🍹Pina Colada

🍓Strawberry

🌴Tropical

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15 Calories • 4 Carbs • 200mg Caffeine

Hakuna Matata in every sip.

Say “Hakuna Matata” to boring beverages with Pumba, the orange sip that’s big on tropical vibes. Think zesty island fruit meets creamy Pina Colada, all sweetened up with juicy strawberry. It’s wild, fun, and worry-free—just like our favorite carefree warthog. One cup, and you’ll be singing your troubles away.

Skip the Line, Skip the Drama — Just Add Water! 💦💥

Too busy to hit up your local tea shop? Or maybe it’s closed when you finally roll by. (Honestly, do they even want your business?) Or better yet — tired of paying $10+ for a single tea while dodging side-eye from the staff? Yeah… same. That’s why we ship Loaded Teas right to your door. No awkward small talk, no weird hours, and definitely no guilt. 🎉

These beauties come packed with 200mg of caffeine (hello, energy 💃), plus a healthy dose of Vitamins B6, B12, and Taurine to keep you running at full speed. Oh, and don’t worry — they’re sugar-free, just 4 carbs, and only 15 calories. Basically, you get to feel like a snack while drinking one. 😉

And let’s clear something up real quick — these are DRY powder packets, y’all! No, we’re not shipping iced teas across the country from Mississippi. 😂 Just grab your favorite cup, add water, shake it up, and boom: instant energy. 💥

Why us?

We make these on commercial-grade, stainless packing machines in a state-certified, FDA-registered facility.

We’ve got that health department “A” rating (because your tea deserves better than someone's kitchen counter). 🧼

And best of all — we’ve got over 26,000 5-star reviews to back it up. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

We ship in packs of 5, so you can mix & match flavors, or be wild and let us surprise you. 🎁 Oh, and did we mention? Shipping is free. Yup — ZERO extra fees. Just caffeine-packed joy delivered to your doorstep. 🚚✨

And hey, if you’re here to leave a fake review because your second cousin’s tea shop isn’t doing so hot — save yourself the time. We see you. 👀 But if you’ve got a real issue (like, your dog ripped open the box 🐶), message us. We’re not monsters. We’ll make it right.

So, what are you waiting for? Ditch the overpriced teas. Load up on real energy. And enjoy the satisfaction of sipping something that didn’t cost you a small fortune. 💸

Your wallet (and your taste buds) will thank you. 💃🫶